Shuffle Psychic

Posted by John on May 7th, 2008
2008
May 7

Saw this on Honkie Town who saw it on Expat@Large and thought I’d give it a go ….

Put your iPod (or iRiver) on shuffle (unless it is an early version iPod, one that doesn’t have shuffle) and press next for each question. Write down the song that’s playing as an answer.

1) How would you describe yourself?
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow - Frank Sinatra (Umm… Okay.)

2) What do you like in a guy/girl?
American Idiot - Green Day (Officially, I have to say this is wrong. Unofficially…)

3) What is your motto?
In My Life - No Doubt (Interesting choice.)

4) What do your friends think of you?
Midnight Hour - Otis Redding (This would explain how silent my phone normally is.)

5) What do you think about often?
Can’t Repeat - The Offspring (This one is pretty dead on.)

6) What do your parents think of you?
Flash Gordon’s Theme - Queen (Now this is getting a little too accurate.)

7) What do you think of your best friend?
We Belong to the Night - Pat Benatar (Strange. But not.)

8) What do you think of the person you like?
Love of My Life - Queen (Since the person I like is my wife, this is very fitting.)

9) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Tainted Love - Pussycat Dolls (This speaks for itself.)

10) What do you think when you see the person you like?
Never Wanna Leave You - Pat Benatar (Again, very accurate. This is getting very surreal.)

11) What song will they play at your wedding?
Take Me Home Country Roads - John Denver (I don’t think this played at either of my weddings.)

12) What will they play at your funeral?
I Was Born to Love You - Queen (This means that my wife will outlive me?)

13) What is your hobby/interest?
As Time Goes By - Louis Armstrong (No comment.)

14) What is your biggest fear?
Respect - Otis Redding (Maybe a lack thereof?)

15) What is your biggest secret?
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia (I don’t think I want to play this game any more. It is getting to close to the bone.)

16) What do you think of your friends?
Janie’s Got A Gun - Areosmith (True. Funny. Sad.)

17) What is your theme song?
Wrong Impression - Natalie Imbruglia (Not my conscious choice, but it works.)

18) What do you think of your family?
I’ve Been Watching You - Natalie Imbruglia (Watching from afar.)

19) What is your best friend’s theme song?
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd (This could very likely be true.)

20) What is your mood right now?
Black Bone Torso - W.A.S.P. (Yep.)

21) If your heart could talk what would it say?
Queen of the Night - Whitney Houston (Wrong. On so many levels. But damn is it funny.)

22) What do your co-workers think of you?
Pieces of April - Three Dog Night (Nope. A very strange choice.)

23) What does your future look like?
We Will Rock You - Queen & Deep Purple (This works for me.)

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Regular Posting

Posted by John on Apr 20th, 2008
2008
Apr 20

Will resume shortly.  New babies + other world factors = a mood that not even hot Asian girls can fix.

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Chinese Artists rendering of Sino-American Relations

Posted by John on Apr 19th, 2008
2008
Apr 19

Brought to you by our Chinese friends at: http://military.club.china.com/data/thread/1011/1472/09/47/5_1.html

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So much attention…

Posted by John on Apr 6th, 2008
2008
Apr 6

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You will have to beat them off with sticks.

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Posted by John on Apr 2nd, 2008
2008
Apr 2

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Welcome breeze.

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If you can’t physically see it…

Posted by John on Mar 31st, 2008
2008
Mar 31

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Then it must not exist, right?

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Posted by John on Mar 31st, 2008
2008
Mar 31

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Clean my pipes.

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Posted by John on Mar 30th, 2008
2008
Mar 30

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Yeehaw!

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2008
Mar 30

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2008
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One lie at a time.

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